The Hair - Against the employer's uniform code, he refuse to wear his pilot cap. "I've lost my cap" "It's at home" "They never gave me a cap" will be the standard response. He played hide and seek with the employer's uniform nazi and have so far managed to remain undetected. More often than not, he will have vertical hairstyle inspired by the latest k-pop celebrity. If he bikes to the Southern Crew Base, the very first action after taking off his bike helmet will be to look at the rear view mirror and restyle his hair back to it's correct vertical height. The employer's uniform nazi ambushed him at the airport once last year and since then he brings his cap along to work. Now his cap is tucked under his arm. He calls it the armpit accessory.
The Millionaire - Knows the location of the cheapest eateries in the employer's route network. Free, Sale and Discount are words that need to be present for each and every monetary transaction. More often than not, he drives a 2nd hand car, a beat up scooter or takes the public transportation. It doesn't bother him to wear the same cloths or that old pair of shoes that he bought in Mumbai 12 years ago. Is a good person to have if you are in need of sound financial advice. Owns property in all the key location in the city that I only dreamt of living in. Doesn't fly for the money, as he earns more than enough collecting rental from his tenants every month. Yes, he rides his beat up scooter in the monsoon rain every month end to collect his rental, asked why he risk his life doing this? His response is "You know how much the Petrol Price is nowadays??!!!"
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